Edmond Rostand

Cyrano de Bergerac

A Play in Five Acts: Act Two

Translated by A. S. Kline © Copyright 2003 All Rights Reserved

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Act Two

The Poets’ Pastry-Shop

Ragueneau’s bakery and pastry-shop. A large place at the corner of the Rue Saint Honoré and the Rue de l’Arbre Sec, which is seen in the background through the glass door, in the first light of dawn.

On the left, in the foreground, a counter surmounted by a stand of forged iron, on which are hung geese, ducks, and white peacocks. In great china vases there are tall bouquets of ordinary flowers, mainly yellow sunflowers.

On the same side, farther back, an immense fireplace, in front of which, between great firedogs on each of which hangs a little saucepan, roasts are dripping into pans.

In the right foreground a door.

Farther back a staircase leading to a little room under the eaves, the interior of which is visible through the open shutter. A table is laid, there. A small Flemish candlestick is alight. It is a private place for eating and drinking. A wooden gallery, continuing the staircase, apparently leads to other similar little rooms.

In the middle of the shop an iron ring is suspended from the ceiling by a rope with which it can be drawn up and down, and game is hung around it, like a chandelier.

The ovens in the darkness under the stairs give out a red glow. The copper pans shine. The spits are turning. Heaps of food formed into pyramids. Hams suspended. It is the busy hour of the morning. Bustle and hurry of scullions, fat cooks, and diminutive apprentices, their caps decorated with cock’s feathers and the wings of guinea-fowl.

On metal dishes and wicker platters they bring in quincunxes of cakes and villages of tarts.

The tables are covered with rolls and dishes of food. Other tables surrounded with chairs are ready for the winers and diners.

A small table in a corner is covered with papers, at which Ragueneau is seated writing as the curtain rises.

Cook with a Pie

‘Cook with a Pie’
Theodor Matham, Caspar van Baerle, Joachim von Sandrart, 1645, The Rijksmuseum

Scene One

Ragueneau, pastry-cooks, then Lise. Ragueneau is writing, with an inspired air, at a small table, and counting on his fingers.

First Pastry Cook (bringing in an elaborate fancy dish)


Second Pastry Cook (bringing another dish)


Third Pastry Cook (bringing a roast, decorated with feathers)


Fourth Pastry Cook (bringing a batch of cakes on a slab)


Fifth Pastry Cook (bringing a sort of pie-dish)

Beef casserole!

Ragueneau (ceasing to write, and raising his head)

On copper pans dawn’s silver rays, already, glow!

Quench the god who sings within you, Ragueneau!

The lute’s hour is done! It’s the oven’s moment now!

(He rises. To a cook)

You, give that sauce a longer measure, it’s too short!

The Cook How much?

Ragueneau Three feet.

(He passes on farther.)

The Cook What!

First Pastry Cook (showing a dish to Ragueneau)

The pie!

Second Pastry Cook The tart!

Ragueneau (before the fire)

My Muse, be distant, since your lovely eyes

must not be reddened by these vinous fires!

(To a cook, showing him some loaves)

You’ve misplaced the split in these, the poet teaches

that the caesura’s between - the double hemistiches!

(To another, showing him an unfinished pasty)

To this palace of pastry you must add the roof ...

(To a young apprentice, who, seated on the ground, is spitting the fowls)

and you, on your interminable spit, son, you

vary the little pullet and turkey the superb,

alternately, my child, as our old Malherbe

varied his grander verses with the lesser;

and turn the strophes of roast fowl in the fire!

Another Apprentice (also coming up with a tray covered by a napkin)

Master, I thought of something you might desire.

I’ve baked it in the oven, to please you.

(He uncovers the tray, and shows a large lyre made of pastry.)

Ragueneau (enchanted)

A lyre!

The Apprentice It’s made with brioche pastry.

Ragueneau (touched)

And candied fruit!

The Apprentice And the strings, see, of sugar, I made them too.

Ragueneau (giving him a coin)

Here, drink a health to me!

(Seeing Lise enter)

Sssh! My wife. Keep it hid

that money!

(To Lise, showing her the lyre, with a conscious look)

Isn’t it sweet?

Lise It’s stupid!

(She puts a pile of paper bags on the counter.)

Ragueneau Paper bags? Good. Thanks.

(He looks at them.)

Heavens! My old manuscripts!

The poems of my friends! Dismembered, torn to bits

to make bags for putting bread and pastries in...

Ah! Orpheus, the Bacchantes, all over again!

Lise (dryly)

Haven’t I the right to put to good employment

what they leave behind them as their only payment,

those limping lines, from your wretched scribblers!

Ragueneau Ant! ... Don’t insult those heavenly cicadas!

Lise Before you spent your time with that crew, dear man,

you didn’t call me a Bacchante, - or an ant!

Ragueneau With poetry...to do that!

Lise What else, do you suppose?

Ragueneau Then, madam, what on earth would you do with prose?

Scene Two

The same. Two children, who’ve just entered the pastry-shop.

Ragueneau What do you want, little ones?

First Child Three pies.

Ragueneau (serving them)

There, well cooked,

and well heated.

Second Child Please, will you wrap them for us?

Ragueneau (aside, distressed)

Alas! One of my bags!

(To the children)

What? Must I wrap them? See!

(He takes a bag, and just as he is about to put in the pies, he reads)

‘So Ulysses, on the day he left Penelope ...’

Not that one!

(He puts it aside, and takes another, and as he is about to put in the pies, he reads)

‘Golden-haired Phoebus ...’

No, nor that! ...

(The same again)

Lise (impatiently)

What are you waiting for?

Ragueneau Not that! Not that! That!

(He chooses a third, resignedly.)

The sonnet to Phyllis! ...it’s hard all the same!

Lise Thank goodness he’s decided!

(Shrugging her shoulders)

What a game!

(She climbs on a chair, and begins to range plates on a dresser.)

Ragueneau (taking advantage of the moment she turns her back, calls back the children, who are already at the door)

Psst! Little ones! ... give me the sonnet to Phyllis,

and instead of those three pies I’ll give you six.

(The children give him back the bag, take the pies quickly, and go out.)

Ragueneau (smoothing out the paper, begins to declaim)

‘Phyllis! ...’ On that sweet name, a smear of butter!

‘Phyllis! ...’

(Cyrano enters hurriedly.)

Scene Three

Ragueneau, Lise, Cyrano, then the musketeer.

Cyrano What time is it?

Ragueneau (bowing low)

Six o’clock.

Cyrano (with emotion)

In an hour!

(He paces up and down the shop.)

Ragueneau (following him)

Bravo! I saw ...

Cyrano What, then?

Ragueneau Your duel! ...

Cyrano Well?

Ragueneau The one in the Hotel Burgundy!

Cyrano (contemptuously)

Ah! ... that duel!

Ragueneau (admiringly)

Yes, the duel in verse! ...

Lise He’s full of it...overmuch!

Cyrano That’s all the better!

Ragueneau (making passes with a spit that he catches up)

‘At the envoi’s end, I touch!...

At the envoi’s end, I touch!...’ Isn’t that fine, though!

(With increasing enthusiasm)

‘At the envoi’s end...’

Cyrano What time is it, Ragueneau?

Ragueneau (stopping short, in the act of thrusting with an imaginary sword, to look at the clock)

Five after six! ... ‘I touch!’

(He straightens up.)

... Oh! To write a ballad!

Lise (to Cyrano, who, as he passes by the counter, has absently shaken hands with her)

What’s wrong with your hand?

Cyrano Nothing. A fight I had.

Ragueneau Have you been running some danger?

Cyrano No danger.

Lise (shaking her finger at him)

I think you’re lying?

Cyrano Did my nose grow longer?

It must have taken a giant lie to do so!

(Changing his tone)

I’m waiting for someone. You can leave us though,

if that’s alright.

Ragueneau That’s just what I can’t do:

My poets are due...

Lise (ironically)

And for their first sitting too!

Cyrano Draw them aside when I make you a sign then, man...

The time?

Ragueneau Ten past six.

Cyrano (nervously seating himself at Ragueneau’s table, and drawing some paper toward him)

A pen?...

Ragueneau (giving him the one from behind his ear)

A quill, from a swan.

A Musketeer (with a fine moustache, enters, and in a stentorian voice)


(Lise goes up to him quickly.)

Cyrano (turning round)

Who’s he?

Ragueneau A friend of my wife. A fighter.

Fierce - so he says...

Cyrano (taking up the pen, and motioning Ragueneau away)


(To himself)

I’ll write, fold, give it to her,

and run away!

(Throws down the pen.)

Coward! ... But then how I’d die

if I dared to speak, to say one word to her!

(To Ragueneau)

The time?

Ragueneau Six fifteen! ...

Cyrano (striking his chest)

...one word of all those I have waiting!

While to write it...

(He picks up the pen again.)

Well, let’s write the thing!

That letter of love I’ve written in my heart

and re-written a hundred times, it’s easy to start

and then set out my innermost soul on paper,

I’ve only to copy it out, nothing’s simpler.

(He writes. Through the glass door the silhouettes of figures are visible, thin and hesitant.)

Scene Four

Ragueneau, Lise, the musketeer. Cyrano at the little table writing. The poets, dressed in black, their stockings slipping down and covered in mud.

Lise (entering, to Ragueneau)

Here they are your goat’s turds!

First Poet (entering, to Ragueneau)

Brother! ...

Second Poet (to Ragueneau, shaking his hands)

Dear brother!

Third Poet Eagle among pastry-cooks!

(He sniffs.)

It smells good up here!

Fourth Poet O Phoebus Oven-blessed!

Fifth Poet Apollo master-chef!

Ragueneau (surrounded, embraced, clapped on the back)

How quickly you’re put at ease by their kindness!...

First Poet We were retarded by the crowd that’s gathered

at the Porte de Nesle! ...

Tour de Nesle

‘Tour de Nesle’
Histoire physique, civile et morale de Paris ... Quatrième édition - Jacques-Antoine Dulaure, Louis Batissier (p552, 1846)
The British Library

Second Poet Eight brigands with gashes,

slit-open, all blood-stained, strewn over the stones.

Cyrano (raising his head a minute)

Eight? ... Ah, seven I thought.

(He goes on writing.)

Ragueneau (to Cyrano)

Is it perhaps known

who’s the hero?

Cyrano (carelessly)

I don’t know.

Lise (to the musketeer)

And you?

The Musketeer (twirling his moustache)


Cyrano (writing a little way off, - he’s heard to murmur a word from time to time)

I love you...

First Poet One man, they say, single-handedly,

put the whole lot to flight!

Second Poet Oh! Quite a surprise!

Pikes and bludgeons all over the ground!..

Cyrano (writing)

...Your eyes...

Third Poet As far as the Quai d’Orfèvres the hats and the cloaks!

First Poet Sapristi! He must be ferocious ...

Cyrano (as before)

...Your lips...

First Poet A dreadful giant the author of such a to-do!

Cyrano (as before)

....And I faint with fear whenever I look at you.’

Second Poet (stealing a cake)

What have you rhymed lately, Ragueneau?

Cyrano (as before)

...Who loves you...

(He stops, on the point of signing it, and gets up, slipping the letter into his doublet.)

No need to sign. I’ll place it in her hand, too.

Ragueneau (to the second poet)

A recipe set to verse.

Third Poet (seating himself by a plate of cream-puffs)

Let’s hear this verse!

Fourth Poet (looking at a cake which he has taken)

This brioche is cocking its hat at me, or worse!

(He bites the top off.)

First Poet See how this spice-bread woos the hungry rhymer

with almond eyes, and eyebrows of angelica!

(He takes it.)

Second Poet We hear.

Third Poet (squeezing a cream-puff gently in his fingers)

The cream-puff dribbles cream: smiles with desire.

Second Poet (biting a bit off the great lyre of pastry)

For the first time in my life I’m nourished by the lyre!

Ragueneau (who has readied himself for his recital, cleared his throat, settled his cap, and struck a pose)

A recipe in verse...

Second Poet (to the first, nudging him)

You breakfast?

First Poet (to second)

You dine, it seems!

Ragueneau How one makes ‘tartelettes amandines’.

Beat several eggs, till they’re quite

Creamy light:

Mix in slowly with their froth

Juice from your chosen lemon:

Then pour on

Milk of almonds, sweet enough.

Spread a layer of custard paste

Round the waist

Of your tartlet-moulds: and so,

With quick fingers, pinch

Half an inch:

Drop by drop your mousse must go

Into those little wells, and when

The moulds, then,

To and from the oven have been,

Browned, and cheerfully arrayed,

You’ll have made

Tartelettes amandines!

The Poets (their mouths full)

Delicious! Exquisite

A Poet (choking)


(They go upstage, eating.)

Cyrano (who has been watching, goes toward Ragueneau)

Lulled by your voice,

didn’t you see how they stuffed themselves?

Ragueneau (in a low voice, smiling)

I saw it...

without seeing it, for fear it might trouble them:

poetry gives me double pleasure all the same

since I indulge the sweet weakness I possess

while letting those eat who’d otherwise eat less.

Cyrano (clapping him on the shoulder)

You, you please me! ...

(Ragueneau goes after his friends. Cyrano follows him with his eyes, then, rather sharply)

Ho there! Lise!

(Lise, who is talking tenderly to the musketeer, starts in surprise, and comes down toward Cyrano.)

This cavalier...

assails you?

Lise (offended)

Oh! My eyes know how to conquer,

with a haughty look, those who attack my virtue.

Cyrano Pooh! Those conquering eyes, I see they’re conquered too.

Lise (choking with anger)

But -

Cyrano (incisively)

I like Ragueneau, Lise, that’s the reason

I prevent him being mocked by anyone

Lise But ...

Cyrano (who has raised his voice so as to be heard by the gallant)

A word to the wise ...

(He bows to the musketeer, and goes to the doorway to look out, after checking the time by the clock.)

Lise (to the musketeer, who has merely bowed in answer to Cyrano’s bow)

Really, you astonish me!

Reply....mock his nose...

The Musketeer His nose? ... yes, his nose, I see...

(He goes quickly farther away; Lise follows him.)

Cyrano (from the doorway, signing to Ragueneau to draw the poets away)

Psst! ...

Ragueneau (showing the poets the door on the right)

We’ll be better through there ...

Cyrano (impatiently)

Psst! Psst! ...

Ragueneau (drawing them farther)

To read

our verse...

First Poet (despairingly, with his mouth full)

But the cakes? ...

Second Poet Take them with us.

(They all follow Ragueneau in procession, after sweeping all the cakes off the trays.)

Scene Five

Cyrano, Roxane, the duenna.

Cyrano If I see

I’ve the least glimmer of hope I’ll show my letter,

the very least!...

(Roxane, masked, appears at the glass pane of the door, followed by the duenna. He opens it quickly.)

Enter! ...

(Walking up to the duenna)

You, two words, Duenna.

The Duenna Four.

Cyrano You like sweet things?

The Duenna I eat myself sick, it’s bad!

Cyrano (catching up some of the paper bags from the counter)

Good. Here’s two sonnets by Monsieur Benserade ...

The Duenna What?

Cyrano ...that I fill for you with these éclairs!

The Duenna (changing her expression)


Cyrano Do you like these little cakes they call cream-puffs?

The Duenna (with dignity)

Sir, I put up with them, so long as it’s fresh cream.

Cyrano I’ll drown six for you here in the breast of a poem,

by Saint-Amant! And, into these lines of Chapelain,

...I slip a feather-light morsel, for your hand.

- Ah! You like fresh-made cakes?

The Duenna Well, they interest me!

Cyrano (filling her arms with the bags)

Please go, then, and eat them all, in the street.

The Duenna But ...

Cyrano (pushing her out)

And don’t come back again until they’re eaten!

(He shuts the door, comes down toward Roxane, and, removing his hat, stands at a respectful distance from her.)

Scene Six

Cyrano, Roxane.

Cyrano How blessed the moment among all these moments

when, ceasing to forget I humbly breathe

you come to speak to me.....to speak to me?

Roxane (who has unmasked)

Why, first to thank you, since that dullard, that jay,

checked outright by your brave sword, yesterday,

it’s him whom a great lord, in love with me...

Cyrano De Guiche?

Roxane (casting down her eyes)

Sought to force on me ... as a husband ...

Cyrano In his reach?


Then I fought, Madame, so much the better, I

fought not for my nose, but for your lovely eyes.

Roxane Then...I wish... But, to say what I came to say,

you must be that almost-brother once again

in the park - by the lake - where we played together!...

Cyrano Yes...you came to Bergerac every summer!

Roxane The reeds furnished you with leaves to make your swords...

Cyrano And the wheat the golden plaits you wove for your dolls!

Roxane That was the age of play...

Cyrano And sour mulberries...

Roxane A time when you did everything I wished! ...

Cyrano Roxane, in her short frock, was called Madeleine...

Roxane Was I pretty, then?

Cyrano Ah, you were not plain!

Roxane Often you’d run to me with your hand bleeding

from some fall! – Then, I’d say, playing at being

mother, in a voice that tried to be severe,

(She takes his hand.)

‘What is this scratch, again, that I see here?’

(She starts, surprised.)

Oh! This is very bad! And this?

(Cyrano tries to draw away his hand.)

No, show me!

At your age, still! What gave you this injury?

Cyrano Playing, down by the side of the Porte de Nesle.

Roxane (seating herself by the table, and dipping her handkerchief in a glass of water)

Give it me!

Cyrano (sitting by her)

So gentle! So joyfully maternal!

Roxane And tell me - while I just wipe away the blood,

How many were there against you?

Cyrano Oh! Not a hundred.

Roxane Tell me!

Cyrano No. Let it be. But you, you can share

that thing, just now, you dared not say...

Roxane (keeping his hand)

Now, I dare!

the past emboldens me with its perfume!

Yes, I dare now. Well. I love someone.

Cyrano Ah! ...

Roxane Who doesn’t know, besides.

Cyrano Ah! ...

Roxane Not yet.

Cyrano Ah! ...

Roxane But who will know soon, if he doesn’t know it.

Cyrano Ah! ...

Roxane A poor boy who’s loved me from afar

until now, timidly, without daring to say...

Cyrano Ah! ...

Roxane Let me have your hand, see how feverish it is! -

But I, I’ve seen his love trembling on his lips.

Cyrano Ah! ...

Roxane (finishes bandaging his hand with her handkerchief)

And imagine now, hold still, fate has meant

yes, dear cousin, that he serves in your regiment!

Cyrano Ah! ...

Roxane (laughing)

since he’s a cadet in your own company!

Cyrano Ah! ...

Roxane There’s intellect in his face, nobility,

he’s proud, young, brave and beautiful ...

Cyrano (rising suddenly, very pale)


Roxane What’s wrong?

Cyrano I, nothing...It’s..It’s..

(He shows his hand, smiling.)

This scratch, that’s all!

Roxane That’s it, I love him. But I should tell you, you see,

I’ve never seen him except at the Comedy...

Cyrano You’ve never spoken together?

Roxane Only our eyes.

Cyrano But how do you know, then?

Roxane Under the limes

of the Place Royale, people talk ... chattering words

inform me ...

Cyrano He’s a cadet?

Roxane A cadet in the Guards.

Cyrano His name?

Roxane Baron Christian de Neuvillette.

Cyrano Eh? ...

He’s not in the Guards.

Roxane Yes, since this morning, he is:

Captain Carbon de Castel-Jaloux.

Cyrano Quickly gone,

so quickly, we lose our hearts!... But, my little one...

The Duenna (opening the door)

I’ve finished the cakes, Monsieur Bergerac!

Cyrano Well! Read the verses written on the bag!

(The Duenna vanishes.)

... My poor child, you who only love pretty language,

fine wit, - what if he’s illiterate, a savage?

Roxane No, he has hair like one of D’Urfé’s heroes...

Cyrano If he’s as tongue-tied as he is well clothed?

Roxane No, every word he speaks is fine: I just know it!

Cyrano Yes every word’s fine if the face is fine above it!

- But if he were a fool!...

Roxane (stamping her foot)

Well! I’d die of it, there!

Cyrano (after a pause)

Was it to tell me this that you brought me here?

I don’t quite see the point of it, Madame.

Roxane Ah, yesterday someone filled my soul with alarm,

by telling me that you’re all, all of you, Gascons

in your company ...

Cyrano And we have no mercy on

any of those white-lipped favourites who’re admitted

among us pure Gascons, not being one born and bred?

That’s what they told you?

Roxane And is it any wonder

I trembled for him!

Cyrano (between his teeth):

Not without cause!

Roxane But there,

when you appeared to us last night, brave, invincible,

punished that rogue, and those brutes, so formidable -

I thought: if he would, he, who frightens everyone...

Cyrano All right! I’ll defend your little Baron.

Roxane Oh! Are you really going to defend him for me?

I’ve long held such tender friendship for you, truly.

Cyrano Yes, yes.

Roxane You will be his friend?

Cyrano Iwill be so!

Roxane And he’ll never be in a duel?

Cyrano I swear it. No.

Roxane Oh! I love you, truly. And now, I must fly.

(She puts on her mask and veil, quickly: then, carelessly)

You haven’t told me about your fight, last night

It must have been extraordinary, no less!....

- Tell him to write to me.

(She blows him a little kiss with her fingers.)

Oh! I love you!

Cyrano Yes, Yes.

Roxane A hundred men against you? Let’s go, farewell then. -

We’re great friends!

Cyrano Yes, yes.

Roxane Let him write! - A hundred men! -

I can’t stop to listen, now. You’ll tell me later.

A hundred! How brave!

Cyrano (bowing to her)

Oh! Since then, I’ve done better.

(She goes out. Cyrano stands motionless, his eyes on the ground. A silence. The door opens. Ragueneau looks in.)

Scene Seven

Cyrano, Ragueneau, poets, Carbon de Castel-Jaloux, the cadets, a crowd, then De Guiche.

Ragueneau Can we come in?

Cyrano (without stirring)

Yes ...

(Ragueneau signs to his friends, and they come in. At the same time, by the door at back, Carbon de Castel-Jaloux enters in Captain’s uniform. He makes a gesture of surprise on seeing Cyrano.)

Carbon Here he is!

Cyrano (raising his head)

Ah, Captain! ...

Carbon (delightedly)

Our hero! We know all! Thirty of the men

are here!...

Cyrano (shrinking back)

But ...

Carbon (trying to draw him away)

Come on! They all want to see you!

Cyrano No!

Carbon They drink over there, at The Cross of Toulouse.

Cyrano I...

Carbon (going to the door and calling across the street in a voice of thunder)

The hero refuses! He’s in a bad mood!

A Voice (outside)

Ah! San-dious!

(Tumult outside. Noise of boots and swords is heard approaching.)

Carbon (rubbing his hands)

They’re running across to you!

Cadets (entering)

Mille-dioux! Cap-de-dious! Mor-dious! Pocap-de-dious!

Ragueneau (drawing back startled)

Gentlemen, you all come from Gascony?

The Cadets We do!

A Cadet (to Cyrano)


Cyrano Baron!

Another (shaking his hands)


Cyrano Baron!

Third Cadet Let us embrace!

Cyrano Baron!

Several Gascons Embrace him!

Cyrano (not knowing whom to reply to)

Baron! ... Baron! ...your grace...

Ragueneau You are all Barons, Sirs!

The Cadets All?

Ragueneau These cadets?...

First Cadet You could build a tower with only our coronets!

Le Bret (entering, and running up to Cyrano)

They’re looking for you! A crowd: they’re all alight,

led by those men who followed behind you last night...

Cyrano (alarmed)

You haven’t told them where to find me?

Le Bret (rubbing his hands)


A Citizen (entering, followed by a group of men)

Sir, all the Marais’s on its way, at a guess!

(Outside the street has filled with people. Sedan chairs and carriages have drawn up.)

Le Bret (in a low voice, smiling, to Cyrano)

And Roxane?

Cyrano (quickly)

Be quiet!

The Crowd (calling outside)

Cyrano! ...

(A crowd rush into the shop, pushing one another. Acclamations.)

Ragueneau (standing on a table)

My shop

is invaded! Magnificent! They’ll break the lot!

People (crowding round Cyrano)

My friend... my friend...

Cyrano Yesterday, it would appear

I’d not so many!

Le Bret (delighted)


A Young Marquis (hurrying up with his hands held out)

If you knew, my dear....

Cyrano Dear?...My dear?... When were we intimate together?

Another I’d like to present you to some ladies, Sir,

there, in my carriage, who ...

Cyrano (coldly)

And you first, my friend,

who’ll present you to me?

Le Bret (astonished)

What’s wrong?

Cyrano Be silent!

A Man of Letters (with a notebook)

May I have a few details? ...

Cyrano No.

Le Bret (nudging his elbow)

That’s Théophraste

Renaudot! ... Creator of the ‘Gazette’.

Cyrano Crass!

Le Bret A newspaper where one prints what each day brings!...

They say his idea’s quite the coming thing!

A Poet (advancing)

Sir ...

Cyrano What, another!

The Poet I wish to make a pent-acrostic

on your name...

Someone (also advancing)

Sir ...

Cyrano Enough! Enough!

(A movement in the crowd. De Guiche appears, escorted by officers, Cuigy, Brissaille, the officers who went with Cyrano the night before. Cuigy comes rapidly up to Cyrano.)

Cuigy (to Cyrano)

Monsieur de Guiche!

(A murmur - everyone makes way.)

He comes on behalf of Marshal De Gassion!

De Guiche (bowing to Cyrano)

... Who would like to express his admiration,

for your new exploit that’s resounding so freely.

The Crowd Bravo!

Cyrano (bowing)

The Marshal’s a judge of bravery.

De Guiche He’d have considered the thing a pack of lies,

if these gentlemen hadn’t seen it.

Cuigy With our own eyes!

Le Bret (aside to Cyrano, who has an absent air)


Cyrano Hush!

Le Bret You seem to suffer?

Cyrano (starting)

Before the world?...

(He draws himself up, twirls his moustache, and throws back his shoulders.)

I? Suffer?...You shall see!

De Guiche (to whom Cuigy has spoken in a low voice)

Your career is filled

by great deeds, now. - You serve with those furious

Gascons, is that right?

Cyrano Yes, with the Cadets.

A Cadet (in a terrible voice)

With us!

De Guiche (looking at the cadets, ranged behind Cyrano)

Aha!...These gentlemen, all these haughty men,

Are they the famous? ...

Carbon Cyrano!

Cyrano Yes, Captain!

Carbon Since all my company is, I think, complete,

present them to the count, if you please.

Cyrano (making two steps toward De Guiche, and with a gesture presenting the cadets)

They’re the Cadets of Gascony,

Of Carbon de Castel-Jaloux!

Who fight and lie, most shamelessly,

They’re the Cadets of Gascony!

They brag of weapons and heraldry,

All nobler than your rascally crew

They’re the Cadets of Gascony,

Of Carbon de Castel-Jaloux:

Eagle-eyed, shanks from a heronry,

Cat’s moustaches, and wolves’ teeth too!

Slashing the rogues who make too free,

Eagle-eyed, shanks from a heronry,

They pass, – with their ancient hats, you see,

Whose feathers conceal a hole or two! -

Eagle-eyed, shanks from a heronry,

Cat’s moustaches, and wolves’ teeth too!

‘Slit-Your-Throat’, ‘Pierce-Your-Belly’

They’re the gentlest names they choose:

With glory, their souls are a little tipsy!

‘Slit-Your-Throat’, ‘Pierce-Your-Belly’,

In every place you’ll find them ready

to offer the chance for a rendez-vous...

‘Slit-Your-Throat’, ‘Pierce-Your-Belly’

They’re the gentlest names they choose!

Here come the Cadets of Gascony,

They’ll make jealous cuckolds of you!

O women, adorable to see,

Here come the Cadets of Gascony

Old husbands welcome sullenly:

Blow, the trumpets! Sing, ‘cuckoo’!

Here come the Cadets of Gascony,

They’ll make jealous cuckolds of you!

De Guiche (seated nonchalantly in an armchair quickly brought by Ragueneau)

A poet’s the fashion, now, to have about one.

- Would you like to be mine?

Cyrano No, Sir, no one’s!

De Guiche Your witty words pleased my uncle Richelieu,

yesterday. I’d like to advance you.

Le Bret (overjoyed)

Mon Dieu!

De Guiche You’ve rhymed five acts at least, I’d imagine?

Le Bret (in Cyrano’s ear)

You’ll stage your play, dear friend, your ‘Agrippine’!

De Guiche Take them to him.

Cyrano (beginning to be tempted and attracted)

In truth...

De Guiche He’s most expert:

he’ll alter only a line or two of your verse...

Cyrano (whose face stiffens at once)

Impossible! Sir: my blood is stirred

at the thought of anyone changing a single word .

De Guiche But when a verse is pleasing to him, you see,

He pays for it most generously.

Cyrano He pays less generously

than I: when I’ve made a verse I love to own,

I pay myself, by saying it through alone!

De Guiche You’re proud.

Cyrano Really? You’ve noticed that of me?

A Cadet (entering, with a string of old battered plumed beaver hats, full of holes, slung on his sword)

See, Cyrano, - this morning, along the quay,

the strange feathered game we managed to catch!

The turn-tails’ plumage...

Carbon A spoil of princely hats!

All (laughing)

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Cuigy Whoever laid that ambush, why,

he must be in a rage today!

Brissaille Who was it?

De Guiche I.

(The laughter stops.)

I ordered them to punish - work one doesn’t care

to do oneself, - to punish.... a drunken rhymester.

(Constrained silence.)

The Cadet (in a low voice, to Cyrano, showing him the beavers)

What should one do with them? They’re greasy!...a stew?

Cyrano (taking the sword and, with a salute, dropping the hats at De Guiche’s feet)

Sir, will you return these to your friends? Please do.

De Guiche (rising, sharply)

My chair and porters, quickly: I’m leaving here!

(To Cyrano passionately)

As to you, Monsieur! ...

Voice (in the street)

The porters for Monseigneur

the Comte De Guiche!

De Guiche (who has controlled himself, smiling)

...Have you read ‘Don Quixote’?

Cyrano Yes!

And take off my hat to that knight of mad excess.

De Guiche So think again...

A Porter (appearing at back)

The chair for His Excellency.

De Guiche About the chapter on windmills!

Cyrano (bowing)

Chapter Thirteen.

De Guiche For when you tilt at windmills you often find...

Cyrano You tilt at men who change with every wind?

De Guiche That a swirl of the sails on their huge arms

will hurl you in the mire!...

Cyrano Or among the stars!

(De Guiche goes out, and climbs into his chair. The other lords go away whispering together. Le Bret goes to the door with them. The crowd disperses.)

Scene Eight

Cyrano, Le Bret, the cadets, who are eating and drinking at the tables to right and left.

Cyrano (bowing mockingly to those who go out without daring to salute him)

Gentlemen ... Gentlemen ...

Le Bret (coming downstage, despairingly, arms to the heavens)

Ah! What a fine mess!

Cyrano Oh! You! You’re going to moan!

Le Bret Even you must confess,

that to spoil every opportunity that comes your way

is exaggeration!

Cyrano Yes! - I exaggerate!

Le Bret (triumphantly)


Cyrano But I think it’s right as a matter of principle,

to exaggerate that way, and as an example.

Le Bret If you’d set aside your musketeer’s pride then you’d,

find fame and glory...

Cyrano What would you have me do?

Find a powerful protector: and choose a patron,

like the dark ivy that creeps round a tree-trunk,

and gains its support by licking at its length,

to climb by a ruse instead of rise by strength?

No, thank you! Dedicate, as others do

my poetry to bankers? Become a buffoon

in the base hope of seeing a less than sinister

smile quiver on the lips of some Minister?

No, thank you! Dine each day on a toad?

Own a belly worn out with crawling? Show

a skin that’s dirtied quicker than my knees,

and with a supple spine do tricks to please?

No, thank you! Pat the goat’s neck all over,

with one hand, water the lettuce with the other,

a dealer in senna for rhubarb lovers, I suppose

always wafting a censer under someone’s nose?

No, thank you! Urge myself on from lap to lap:

be a little maestro pacing round in a trap,

or navigate with oars made from madrigals,

and old ladies’ sighs the breezes in my sails?

No, thank you! At some editor’s in the City

edit his verse for pay? No, thank you! Try

to get myself named the high Pope of councils

held in the taverns by imbecilic scoundrels?

No, thank you! Work to be a presence known

for one sonnet, instead of writing many? No,

thank you! Not reveal a talent that amazes?

Not be terrorized by the morning papers?

Not say endlessly: ‘Oh, could I but see

myself in small print in the ‘Mercury’!’

No thank you! Calculate, show fear, grow pallid,

prefer to make a visit than a ballad?

Get myself presented, write petitions to the king?

No, thank you! No, thank you! No, thank you! But...to sing,

to dream, to smile, to walk, to be alone, be free,

with a voice that stirs, and an eye that still can see!

To cock your hat on one side, when you please

at a yes, a no, to fight, or – make poetry!

To work without a thought of fame or fortune,

on that journey, that you dream of, to the moon!

Never to write a line that’s not your own,

and, humble too, say to oneself: My son,

be satisfied with flowers, fruit, even leaves,

if they’re from your own garden, your own trees!

And then should chance a little glory bring,

don’t feel you need to render Caesar a thing,

but keep the merit to yourself, entirely

in short, don’t deign to be the parasitic ivy,

even though you’re not the oak tree or the elm,

rise not so high, maybe, but be there all alone!

Le Bret All alone, fine! But not against all! What reason

have you for indulging this strange obsession

making yourself enemies on every corner?

Cyrano Because I see you make friends of one another,

and laugh at all those friends, of whom you’ve crowds,

with smiles borrowed from the rump-ends of fowls!

I like to make my greetings rare, you see,

to say, with pleasure: one more enemy!

Le Bret What madness!

Cyrano Well! It’s my vice, for a certainty.

To displease is my pleasure. I like men to hate me!

If you knew, dear friend, how much better we advance

under the pressure of that hostile glance!

How the gall of envy, and the froth of fear

makes pretty spots all down their doublets, here!

You - that sluggish friendship that surrounds you

is like those great Italian collars, embroidered too

and floating, in which the neck’s bared, effeminate:

one’s in an easier...but in a far meaner state,

the forehead has no bearing, shows no nobility,

left to bend in all directions. But Hate teaches me

each day, stiffly fluted, the ruff instead

whose starched rim forces me to raise my head:

and each new enemy adds another fold,

one more discomfort, one more shining spoke:

since Hatred’s like the Spanish ruff, and though

it forms an iron yoke, it is a halo!

Le Bret (after a silence, taking his arm)

Speak loudly of your pride and bitterness, but softly,

say that she does not love you, tell me simply!

Cyrano (vehemently)


(Christian has just entered, and mingled with the cadets, who do not speak to him; he has seated himself at a table, where Lise serves him.)

Scene Nine

Cyrano, Le Bret, the cadets, Christian de Neuvillette.

A Cadet (seated at a table, glass in hand)

Hey! Cyrano!

(Cyrano turns round.)

The story!

Cyrano All in good time!

(He goes upstage arm in arm with Le Bret. They talk in low voices.)

The Cadet (rising and coming downstage)

The tale of a fight! That would be really fine

to teach...

(He stops before the table where Christian is seated.)

...this timid apprentice!

Christian (raising his head)


Another Cadet Yes you Hyperborean virus!



First Cadet (mockingly)

Monsieur de Neuvillette: understand something:

there’s a song, here, one no more dares to sing,

than to say ‘rope’ in the household of the hanged!

Christian And that is?

Another Cadet (in a terrible voice)

Look, at me!

(He puts his finger three times, mysteriously, on his nose.)

Do you understand?

Christian Ah! It’s...

Another Sssh!...Never dare to breathe that word,

(He points to Cyrano, who is talking with Le Bret.)

Or you’ll have to deal with him, over there!

Another (who, while is turned towards the first cadet, has meanwhile approached noiselessly to sit on the table, behind him)

Two snivellers were despatched, in a few blows,

because he deplored them talking through their nose!

Another (in a hollow voice, darting on all-fours from under the table, where he had crept)

One cannot, without perishing at a tender age,

make the least allusion to that dread cartilage!

Another (clapping him on the shoulder)

A word’s enough? A word? Not one gesture’s allowed!

And to lift a handkerchief’s to lift your shroud!

(Silence. All, with crossed arms, look at Christian. He rises and goes over to Carbon de Castel-Jaloux, who is talking to an officer, and feigns to see nothing.)

Christian Captain!

Carbon (turning and looking at him from head to foot)


Christian What does one do when one finds

Southerners too boastful? ...

Carbon One shows, to my mind,

that one may be a Northerner, yet brave!

(He turns his back on him.)

Christian Merci.

First Cadet (to Cyrano)

And now your story!

All His story!

Cyrano (coming toward them)

My story?...

(All bring their stools up, and group round him, listening eagerly. Christian is astride a chair.)

Well! Off, all alone, to meet them I went, in haste.

The moon in the sky shone like a great watch-face,

when, suddenly, some delicate watchmaker

drew a pale handkerchief of cloudlets over

that watch’s round silver case. He gave birth

to the darkest night ever seen on earth,

and the quays were dark, not a light glows,

Mordious! One can see no further ...

Christian Than one’s nose!

(Silence. All slowly rise, looking in terror at Cyrano, who has stopped dumbfounded. Pause.)

Cyrano Who is that man there?

A Cadet (whispering)

It’s a man: it’s the same

one who arrived to-day.

Cyrano (making a step toward Christian)


Carbon (in a low voice)

Yes ... his name

is the Baron de Neuvil ...

Cyrano (checking himself)

Ah! That’s fine...

(He turns pale, flushes, makes as if to fall on Christian.)

I ...

(He controls himself, and in a low voice says)

That’s perfectly fine...

(He continues)

I was saying

(With a burst of rage)

Mordious! ...

(Then continues calmly.)

...one couldn’t read a line.

(Astonishment. The cadets reseat themselves, staring at him.)

On I went, thinking that for the slightest of quarrels

I was going to provoke some great man, some noble,

who’d surely have me..

Christian By the nose!...

(Every one starts up. Christian balances on his chair.)

Cyrano (in a choked voice)

In his teeth!

Who’d have me in his teeth...and I, imprudently,

Was going to poke...

Christian My nose...

Cyrano My finger...between bark

and wood, since he might be strong enough to crack

me a fine blow...

Christian On the nose ...

Cyrano (wiping his forehead)

...On the fingers.

- I cried: Come, Gascon, do what you must, don’t linger !

On, Cyrano! And so saying, I went on, hopeful,

when, from the shadow, someone gave me..

Christian A nose-full.

Cyrano I parry it, and suddenly find myself...

Christian Nose to nose ...

Cyrano (bounding towards him)


(All the Gascons leap up to see, but when he is close to Christian he controls himself and continues.)

...With a hundred drunken foes,

Who stank...

Christian To the nose...

Cyrano (white, but smiling)

Of onions and brandy!

I leap out, head well down ...

Christian Nose to the wind!

Cyrano And see!

I charge! Disembowel two: impale another thief!

One aims towards me: Paf! And I parry...

Christian (tweaking his own nose significantly, note that Pif means nose, conk, schnozzle in French as well as the sound of a whack!)


Cyrano (bursting out)

Thunder! Out! All of you!

(The cadets rush to the doors.)

First Cadet The tiger’s awake!

Cyrano All! And leave me alone with him!

Second Cadet God’s sake!

We’ll find him turned into hash!

Ragueneau Into hash?

Another Cadet In one of your pies!

Ragueneau I’ve turned to ash:

all white I feel, and limp like a serviette!

Carbon Let’s go.

Another He’ll not leave the tiniest bit!

Another I’m dying of fright imagining what might be!

Another (shutting door right)

Something too horrible!

(All have gone out by different doors, some by the staircase. Cyrano and Christian are face to face, looking at each other for a moment.)

Scene Ten

Cyrano, Christian.

Cyrano Come, embrace me!

Christian Sir ...

Cyrano You’re brave.

Christian Oh! but...

Cyrano Very brave. If you’d rather.

Christian You’re telling me?...

Cyrano Embrace me! I’m her brother.

Christian Whose?

Cyrano Why hers!

Christian What?

Cyrano Why, Roxane!

Christian (rushing up to him)

O heavens!

You, her brother...?

Cyrano Much the same: fraternal cousin.

Christian She’s told you...?

Cyrano All!

Christian Does she love me?

Cyrano Perchance!

Christian (taking his hands)

Sir, how happy I am to make your acquaintance!

Cyrano That’s what we call a sudden change of heart!

Christian Pardon me...

Cyrano (looking at him, with his hand on his shoulder)

It’s true, he’s a handsome work of art!

Christian Sir! If you only knew my admiration!

Cyrano But all those noses you own? ...

Christian Oh! I withdraw them!

Cyrano Roxane expects a letter...

Christian Alas!

Cyrano You meant?

Christian I’d be lost if I forgot to stay silent!

Cyrano Why so?

Christian Ah! I’m a fool who should die of shame!

Cyrano No, you’re no fool, since you give yourself that name.

Besides, you didn’t attack me like a fool.

Christian Bah! One finds the words when war’s the rule!

Yes, I’ve a kind of simple soldierly wit,

but with a woman I’m silent: I confess it.

Oh! Their eyes, when I pass, show kindness to me...

Cyrano Won’t their hearts do, more so, if you stop to see?

Christian No! For I’m one of those men - I know it...and fear!-

Who don’t know how to speak of love...

Cyrano Well!...It’s clear,

if they’d taken greater care when I was made,

I’d have been one who knew how to persuade!

Christian Oh, to be able to express such things with grace!

Cyrano To be a musketeer, with a handsome face!

Christian Roxane’s intelligent and I know I’ll surely

disappoint Roxane!

Cyrano (looking at him)

And yet, if only

I’d a true interpreter to express my soul!

Christian (with despair)

I need eloquence!

Cyrano (abruptly)

I’ll lend you all I know:

lend me your charms that conquer every glance:

we’ll make, from us both, one hero of romance!

Christian How?

Cyrano Do you think you’ve the wit to repeat each day

the things I’ll teach you?

Christian Then, you mean to say...

Cyrano Roxane will experience no disillusion!

Say, shall we win her with a joint seduction?

Do you wish the spirit I’ll fill you with to race

from my leather doublet to your embroidered lace!...

Christian But, Cyrano!...

Cyrano Will you, Christian?

Christian You make me fear!

Cyrano Since, all alone, you’re scared you’ll chill her here,

in the heart, shall we create – surely you’ll embrace it! -

a collaboration of your lips and my phrases?..

Christian Your eyes flash!...

Cyrano Will you, then?...

Christian What! Will that give you

so much pleasure?

Cyrano (wildly)


(Then calmly, business-like)

Would amuse me so!

It’s an experience to tempt a poet.

Will you complete me, to be yourself complete?

You’ll advance – I’ll, by your side, a shadow be:

I’ll be your wit, and you will be my beauty!

Christian But the letter, we must quickly send her!

I could never ...

Cyrano (taking out the letter he has written)

See! Here it is, your letter!

Christian What?

Cyrano Save the address, it wants for nothing.

Christian I ...

Cyrano You can send that. Be calm. It’s the very thing.

Christian You had...?

Cyrano Oh! We’ve pockets full, we poets, all the time

of letters to Chloris’s....that in our heads we rhyme,

for we are the men who only have, for lovers,

dreams blown into names like soap-bubbles!..

Take it, and you’ll change false words to true:

I loosed, at random, vows, complaints: and you,

you’ll see these wandering birds come home to roost.

You’ll see in this letter I was - take it, you must -

more eloquent, as well, the less I was sincere!

Take it, and be done!

Christian Aren’t there places where

words need to be changed? Written, not for love,

will it fit Roxane?

Cyrano It will fit her like a glove!

Christian But ...

Cyrano The credulity of true love’s well known,

and Roxane will think it written for her alone!

Christian Ah! My friend!

(He throws himself into Cyrano’s arms. They remain clasped.)

Scene Eleven

Cyrano, Christian, the Gascons, the musketeer, Lise.

A Cadet (half opening the door)

Nothing!... The silence of the dead!

I daren’t look ...

(He puts his head in.)

What? ...

All the Cadets(entering, and seeing Cyrano and Christian embracing)

Oh! ...

A Cadet Look at this, instead!


The Musketeer (mockingly)

How’s this! ...

Carbon Our demon’s surely turned apostle?

Strike him on one – he turns the other nostril?

Musketeer So we can talk about his nose, from now on! ...

(Calling to Lise, boastfully)

- Hey, Lise, see here!

(Sniffing ostentatiously)

Oh...Oh!...I’m overcome!

What an odour!

(Going up to Cyrano, whose nose he gazes at impertinently)

But you, Monsieur, must have nosed it!

What is the smell round here?

Cyrano (cuffing his head)

Cabbage head with garlic!

(General delight. The cadets have found the old Cyrano again! They turn somersaults.)